The Mans Day Toast:

Over the next several hours, Men from here will join others from around the world. And we will once again be launching the greatest Man’s Day in history.

Today is a our day, not to be consumed by the pettiness of women. We will be united in our common interests as Men. No longer shall we be without our own holiday!

Once again man will be fighting for his freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. Fore our basic rights as men are being threatened.

We’re fighting for our right to live, and to be able to drink freely with our friends. We shall be bound no longer on this Day by women. We must celebrate, not only for us, but for the MEN who have come before us and will come after.

And should we win the day, Man’s Day will no longer be know as holiday only recognized by MEN, but as the day when ALL MEN declared in One Voice:

“We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We’re going to Drink all Night!

We’re going to survive!

We are going to the NEXT BAR!

Today, We Celebrate MAN’s DAY!”

 

 
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